Showing posts with label thrillist. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

THRILLIST: 7 FOOLPROOF WAYS TO BEAT A RED-EYE FLIGHT

Red-eye flights can be your best friend or your worst enemy. On one hand, a red-eye flight gives you extra time in your destination and allows you to arrive in time for work/school the next day. On the other hand, an inability to sleep on a red-eye can result in a long night and an even longer next day.

Thrillist is here to the rescue with 7 Foolproof Ways To Ways To Beat a Red-Eye Flight.


Thrillist
I agree with some of them, but have some of my own suggestions:

1. Whatever you do, Get A Window Seat (Agree)



If you're in the aisle, your seatmates will no doubt have the world's smallest bladders and will climb over you every 10 minutes to get to and from the bathroom. If you get a window, they won't pee, ever. Which will be incredibly annoying, but it doesn't change the main idea here: just get that window.

For your best shot at one, set a reminder 24hrs before your scheduled departure, as most airlines will let you check-in and choose your seat then, even if you don't have fancy-people status with them.
2. Pop Some Pills 
Think watching Ryan Reynolds in R.I.P.D. will put you to sleep? Of course it will, but that's only 96 minutes. Melatonin, Unisom, and Nytol are said to be the most potent sleeping pills you can get over-the-counter; you should have a selection in your dopp kit, ready to swallow four hours prior to landing. Afraid of going overboard? Try Airsleep, an app that uses "patented Dreamwave Brainwave technology" to knock you out.
I use this trick frequently. I tend to use Nyquil and I am out like a light.
3. Avoid the Red Wine 


Rather than relying on a glass of cab to send you off, replace it with a vodka-soda with lime. Clear liquors cause less of a hangover, and the soda offers at least a nod towards staying hydrated. And the lime is vitamins, maybe!
Disagree! If you are going to take a sleep-pill, don't drink alcohol. The two don't mix well. Trust me from experience.
4. Skip the Meal Cart Service



Plane food's full of preservatives, and also terrible; eat early (like, before boarding) to trick your brain into thinking it's time to sleep soon. This also puts you on track to adapt to your new time zone with a bit of hunger in the belly, instead of being all sluggish and bloated and not ravenously wanting a McGriddles. Nobody trusts a person who doesn't want a McGriddles.
5. Brush  before "bed"

Bad breath's a dead giveaway you’ve recently deplaned, and will leave you feeling super awkward at work during breathing-in-everyone's-face trust exercises. It may seem completely ridiculous, but forcing yourself to hit the bathroom for a brush before reclining your seat will help you fall asleep faster, as recreating your regular routine can be the key to z's.

6. Make It Very Clear You're Not Up For Conversation ... with masks


Look Like An Alien
Talkative seatmates and overeager flight attendants are the worst on a red-eye. Throw on your noise-canceling headphones and a sleeping mask, to establish you're not looking for chats or extra chips. That mask may make you look like an idiot, but an idiot no one will bother! And, as it forces you to keep your eyes closed during the countless mid-flight wake-ups you'll no doubt suffer, you're more likely to drift back off quickly. 


7. Hydrte like Nobody's Business





Yep, bite the bullet and buy a ridiculously overpriced bottle of Dasani at the departure gate -- and save it to pound as soon as you land. You lose water by breathing and sweating when you sleep, and after several hours in recycled cabin air you'll be more dehydrated than if you'd slept on land. And that H2O'll make you feel far more human than what the stewardess refers to as "coffee". 

Every time they FAs come around offer beverages, choice to get water, if you are awake.

My suggestions:

1) Wear Comfortable Clothing

Go to the airport in comfortable clothing. I tend to wear sweatpants and a hoodie. The more comfortable that you are, the more likely you will fall asleep faster.

2) Bring A Pillow

If you can fit a small pillow in your carry-on, do it. A window seat + a pillow+ Nyquil = JD out within 30 minutes of being in the air.

3) Don't Use Electronics 

One way to prepare your body for sleep is skip using electronics. Why? Studies have shown that the light from electronics keep you from falling asleep. Instead of reading a book on your Kindle or Ipad, read a book or the in-flight magazine.


On your next red-eye flight, try some of these 10 techniques out and you may not regret booking a red-eye the next morning.

Do you have a routine to ensure you fall asleep on airplanes?
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Sunday, September 1, 2013

Thrillist's 13 Worst People at Every TSA Checkpoint

Thrillist has a list entitle The 13 Worst People at Every Airport Security Checkpoint. 


The list made me laugh so hard, because it so true. I copied it here for you:

13. Extended Family Lingering With Departing Relative
Yes, by all means, please walk alongside everyone waiting to continue your conversation with your nephew when he finally returns from the other side of the snaking line.
examiner.com
12. Egregious Liquids Lady
She checked three suitcases, but didn't throw in her full-sized shampoo and conditioner because she "didn't want them to leak". Look, your soft curls sure ain't getting us to the gate anytime soon, so why don't you stop arguing about what constitutes a "liquid", finish your 60oz Evian, and start transforming into Spends 20 Minutes In The Plane Bathroom Lady already?
11. The Stroller Family
Not only do they get to skirt the line you just waited in for an hour, but once they hit the conveyor belt the act of keeping their hellion brood in one place for thirty seconds becomes impossible as mom and dad become preoccupied with folding up the stroller, both of which are two of the simpler tasks on the planet.
http://avoision.com/2011/09/16/but-you-kept-the-baby-right.php
10. The Elderly
The same people who had trouble turning off their TV this morning are now navigating the world's most advanced security system. Taking 15 minutes to undo Velcro shoes feels like an elaborate prank all old people are in on.
http://theinspirationroom.com
9. Too Much On His Person Guy
This dude manages to have no less than two laptops, phones in three different pockets, lace-up shoes with a buckle (why?!), a watch, a belt, bracelets, a necklace, and, like, six rings...on one hand. Oh, you need to slowly take those off at the last possible second? Please, take your time, it isn't like the rest of us are here for a scheduled departure or anything. (and he is probably wearing this coat:)

8. Must Put Everything Back On His Person Guy
The version of Too Much On His Person Guy insists on putting himself entirely back together againbefore he leaves the conveyor belt. Bonus points for checking voicemail and responding to emails between shoes.
7. Thinks He's a Cop TSA Agent
Noticeable because of his perfectly crisp uni, military cut, and mustache, this dude had some vision problem that precluded him from being a Texas Ranger/Green Beret/other no-nonsense, emotionally unstable occupation. Now, fresh from mall security, he's been called up to the big show. No joking with this dude, 'cause he'll tase you. Twice. In the nuts.
I smell a squeal in the works: Paul Blart: TSA Agent
6. This Body Scanner Violates My Rights Lady
She'll launch into a half-cocked rant about how full-body scans violate her fourth amendment rights. To you. In line. 10 minutes before she's even at the scanner. Here's an idea: if you don't want your rights violated, then DON'T FLY ON A GODDAM PLANE!!!
www.humblelibertarian.com

5. Clueless About What Sets Off Metal Detectors Guy
"Take your watch off, sir." BEEP. "Take your belt off, sir." BEEP. "Do you have keys in your pocket, sir?" BEEP. "How about change?" BEEP.

4. My Plane Leaves in 10 Minutes Guy
This guy screwed up by misjudging how long he'd need at the airport, and now it's on literally every single person ahead of him in line to make sure he catches his plane. This is also the same guy that tries to rush to the front when the plane has landed.
www.gossipthread.com
3. Accidental Weapon Guy
Just because you love Survivorman doesn't give you a license to keep a pocket knife on your keychain.
   
  The Office

2. Non-Accidental Weapon Guy
60% chance he's married to This Scanner Violates My Rights Lady. 100% chance he'll start talking to her about the Constitution.
www.bokbluster.com
1. So Tired From My Night Out That I'm Yawning and Not Looking At The Screen TSA Agent
Come on, man, at least try to catch Non-Accidental Weapon Guy! There's a good chance this dude was inspired to get a job with the TSA after watching Jay Baruchel's character in She's Out Of My League, only this is real life and dudes from Pittsburgh don't score 10s.
oh, wait this was suppose to be about passengers
I have zero patience for people at TSA. The rules have been around forever and you should know them by now. That is why I got Global Entry/TSA Precheck and I love it. Getting through security at Dulles in less than 5 minutes is wonderful and none of these people are there. Well that statement isn't totally true. I had one guy at precheck have two water bottles in his bad. WTF!

However, I still have to deal with the normal people at Hartford, because they don't have precheck. And "I am always, always behind #5 on this list

TSA, NSA, if you are reading this, can you pass along a message to TSA to get precheck at BLD. Thanks!

I hope this list gave you a good weekend chuckle.

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